JIM’S BULL CASEWHAT COULD GO WRONG?
Said Jim. Then it went wrong. But he said it really, really loudly.
WALL STREET’S LOUDEST VOICE. UNFORTUNATELY.
MORE VOLUME. LESS SENSE.
Stocks go up. Stocks go down. Jim keeps yelling.
LIVE FROM THE PANIC ROOM100% PARODY0% SELF-AWARENESS
ON AIR
UNLEASH JIM “I’m never wrong. The market just disagrees.” — Jim Cramor, right before the crash
The market is open. Jim should be closed.NO ANALYSIS. JUST VIBES.
STRAIGHT FROM JIM’S GUT
TODAY’S BAD IDEAS.
BREAKING
JIM JUST CHANGED HIS MIND. AGAIN.BUY HIGH. PANIC LOW.THE MARKET IS MOVING. JIM IS YELLING.FICTIONAL NEWS. REAL VOLUME.
JIM’S BULL CASE
JIM’S BEAR CASEGET OUT! BEFORE IT GOES UP!
Why ride the wave when you can sell the bottom? Jim leads the way. The wrong way.
CRAMOR-O-MATIC™
TECHNICAL ANALYSIS? NO THANKS.
BIG BUTTON.
SMALL THOUGHTS.
Confused by the market?
Let a cartoon man decide.
100% random. Just like Jim.
* No real stock recommendations were harmed in the making of this show. Because there aren’t any here.
TRUST ME.OR DON’T.
THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE MARGIN CALL.
MEET JIM.
YOUR WORST BEST FRIEND.
I’m Jim Cramor. I have two things: a red button and unwavering faith in my gut. Neither has delivered positive returns.
Where others see risk, I see an opportunity to turn up the volume. Welcome to my little corner of stock-market chaos. Everyone’s welcome — especially if you bought the top.
BOOOYAH! — JIM
Do the opposite of me BAD DECISIONS. GOOD COMPANY.
WELCOME TO THE CRAMOR CLUB.
For anyone who’s bought the top at least once. No judgment. Jim did it twice.
Free membership. Expensive instincts.